S’cuse me while I kiss the sky

I wonder what the haters will latch onto next. The list of things to fret about in 2014 has been seemingly endless - Russian aggression, US underemployment, cold weather, soft Q1 data, Chinese credit, demographics, inequality, entitlements, tapering, credit bubbles...

Janet obfuscates, Mario deceives

Way back in the Greenspan era, there was a term which was often used to describe imprecise FedSpeak - it was called "purposeful obfuscation". Alan Greenspan perfected this art of confusion over his 18+ year tenure as Chairman. When asked by layman lawmakers about...

Janet’s redemption

Back in February, just around Valentine's Day, I issued a short poetic summary of my views on our newly anointed Fed Chair. It went like this: Roses are red Violets are blue Janet's a dove Buy more spoo That was right around the time of our first "spoo dip" in 2014....

Gimme Some Lovin’

It's that time of year again - the time when sell side firms campaign for Institutional Investor votes. I have to admit, I don't understand exactly how the process works. Last year many of you were kind enough to make me your first place vote in the overall "Fixed...

Unchanged in Quiet Professional Trading

After last Friday's soft payroll report and those fleeting record highs in spoos, the market has reverted to its newfound aimless pattern. Today we sit basically unchanged for the year in spoos, with both the bulls and the bears finding very little love in 2014. But...

Dorine Poole, Jermaine Brownlee and Vivki Lira

Ok, I just read Janet's speech in Chicago today. Holy dovish deepdish pizza batman!! I have no recollection of a Fed Chair's speech where the lives of three down-on-their-luck job seeking individuals were discussed in detail. This is one loving and caring Fed Chair -...